Yay! It's Anti-blogfest time....

Yes, it is time for the Anti-Blogfest Gary Fest. That’s the prolific and encouraging, and maybe a little strange, Gary over at Klahanie.

This crazy little blog hop is hosted by Mark “Madman” Koopmans, Ninja Captain Alex J. Cavanaugh, “Life is Good” Tina, Rockin’ Robyn Engel and Morgan “The Morg” Shamy.

Here’s the rules to this could-be-very-funny-or-disgusting anti-blogfest:

Create the titles of three PG-13 rated blogfests you would never join - and then add a descriptive sentence or two.

Here are my blogfests you would kill not to join:

• The Constipation Effect: An educational blogfest where you describe the worst symptoms you’ve ever had while constipated, and post a depiction (photo/drawing/sculpture) of that symptom.

• If I Were a Wart: Many of us dream of being someone else, usually someone beautiful, rich and famous. Since that can’t happen, in this blogfest you tell us, instead, on whose butt you would want to be a wart.

• I Can Live With This Instead of That: In this most transformative blogfest, you agree to give up something on your body you normally wouldn’t live without and trade it for something you normally would sell your children to not have. Be sure to post your before and after pictures. 

 For example, I’ve agreed I can live with having a “Kuato”, you know, like in Total Recall (the original), and will give up my tongue… in fact my whole mouth, since Kuato is smart enough to talk for us both. (You've just got to be patient, because he talks kinda slow.)

How great are these blogfests? You know you’d love to join and not anti-blogfest them!

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