Monday, August 12, 2013

Yay! It's Anti-blogfest time....



Yes, it is time for the Anti-Blogfest Gary Fest. That’s the prolific and encouraging, and maybe a little strange, Gary over at Klahanie.


Here’s the rules to this could-be-very-funny-or-disgusting anti-blogfest:

Create the titles of three PG-13 rated blogfests you would never join - and then add a descriptive sentence or two.

Here are my blogfests you would kill not to join:

  • The Constipation Effect: An educational blogfest where you describe the worst symptoms you’ve ever had while constipated, and post a depiction (photo/drawing/sculpture) of that symptom.
  • If I Were a Wart: Many of us dream of being someone else, usually someone beautiful, rich and famous. Since that can’t happen, in this blogfest you tell us, instead, on whose butt you would want to be a wart.
  • I Can Live With This Instead of That: In this most transformative blogfest, you agree to give up something on your body you normally wouldn’t live without and trade it for something you normally would sell your children to not have. Be sure to post your before and after pictures. 

 For example, I’ve agreed I can live with having a “Kuato”, you know, like in Total Recall (the original), and will give up my tongue… in fact my whole mouth, since Kuato is smart enough to talk for us both. (You've just got to be patient, because he talks kinda slow.)


How great are these blogfests? You know you’d love to join and not anti-blogfest them!

Click here to find more anti-blogfests. 

62 comments:

  1. OMgosh... I am SOOOO loving this post!!!

    Nancy, you obviously have an amazingly creative mind and you had me at If I were a Wart!!!

    Soooo awesome - THANKS for playing :)

    (And if I were a wart, I'd want to live on Jimmy Buffett's non-drinking arm :)

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    1. Don't know about you wart people. Glad you enjoyed it!

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  2. What about Jennifer Lopez butt? She's always on the move so I'd rarely be smushed. Yes I'm strange enough to chatting about my place as a wart. Anyway you came up with awesome creepy hops Nancy and the last one almost made me hurl after seeing the photo. *Bows* You're the Queen of this hop.

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    1. :) You know I love strangeness! But I have to say, you really considering where you'd like to be a wart is a bit worrisome...

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  3. LOL. Great anti-blogfests. Made me laugh. And cringe. :D

    Here are mine!

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  4. Now -those- are some scary blogfests. Not many takers for those, I'd bet :)

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    1. My feelings would be hurt, if that wasn't the purpose of this blog hop.

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  5. Hahahaha!!!! Nancy... seriously??? You're killing me here... No lie. I would DEFINITELY not participate in any of those fests... Too funny!!!

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    1. Well , if you'd die from laughter, then I forgive you.

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  6. Oh so creatively clever and funny! Thanks for helping us celebrate Gary today!
    Tina @ Life is Good

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  7. wart, huh?... there are lots of pains in the butts for famous folks... they are their own warts...

    The Blog-fest that make me want to say "NO"...
    Jeremy H.

    New Look, New Name and Same Stuff...
    [Being-Retro]

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    1. That they are. But, you could give joining a bit more consideration!

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  8. I don't think I would join any, but the wart one least of all.

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    1. Yeah well, I'm sure you could come up with a great sculpture for the first one. :)

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  9. OMG... This is too funny... in a weird way lol

    Great Anti-Blogfest :)

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  10. The first one might stop a few from joining. Others it would just stop up.
    Funny blogfests, Nancy!

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    1. So funny Alex... sometimes you go just a bit too deep for me. :)

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  11. I've wanted to laugh more lately and I'm doing it now.
    No, I wouldn't think of joining one of these. :)

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  12. Your questions would make for a hysterical drinking game, or just a blogfest. I wouldn't play, but I'd be a voyeur.

    Thanks for enlivening this Gary-fest, Nancy.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Thanks for your crazy comments. I think they tell so much about you... make sure I stay away! :))

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  13. If warts could talk, who's butt would I want to be on? Hmmm I've about spilled my beans. Too funny!

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  14. haha I'd give the constipation a go, have to do something when it won't flow

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    1. As long as you can stand while you're doing it, right? :))

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  15. I don't think I could even give my hair for anything new!

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    1. Not even the hair on your legs? Oh I guess many of us try to live without that already!

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  16. These are the best(worst) bloghops I've seen yet! I would most certainly not want to see a constipation sculpture! Lol!

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    1. No? But if you are consisted, it could therapeutic to stare at it. :B

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  17. The last one sounds interesting.

    Did I tell you I have an award for you?

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    1. I didn't know Medeia. Thanks so much. I'll be posting soon on my awards! :))

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  18. These posts today are gross but funny hahaha! Warts, constipation, poo, vomit, boogers, etc. Good times today. Good times.

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  19. Nancy, I think I will replace my next blog tour with an anti-blog tour.
    I am stopping by on my LinkedIn Comments blog tour. Please visit my blog (http://GarryRogers.com) when you get a chance. Thank you. Garry

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  20. If you had a Kuato I would totally run screaming ;)

    Love your 'fest ideas. They are very "festy" indeed.

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  21. HA! You crack me up! You had a problem with MY "most disgusting thing I ever ate" fest idea, but YOU'RE talking about constipation and butt warts! HA! (Good ones... too bad I didn't think of 'em.) I don't wanta think about the Kuato. That thing creeped me out. (Hmm, maybe we could go to therapy together.)

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    1. Well, you see, it's the topic. I can deal better with a Kuato than with the idea of eating people - which was what came to my mind, I'm sure which was what you had hoped. :)

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  22. Oh, ick! Thanks for that last image--that's pretty much what I'd look like after a month with no coffee...

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    1. That's what I'd look like after a month with coffee!

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  23. Hi Nancy I just got your message about tagging me for the next big thing-- feel free to do that if you like. I look forward to it. By the way I'm afraid I may already be a wart!?

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  24. Fear Factor has nothing on you! That's some gross stuff!

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  25. Ewwwwww!
    What about a combo of no1&2, entitled Monologues of a Celebrity Wart On A Constipated Bottom... now that would be interesting... not saying I'd sign up though... *hee hee*
    Writer In Transit

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    1. Now Michelle, I think you're going a bit too far. :)

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  26. Hi Nancy,

    Thank you for waiting. Yes, finally and lucky you, I'm here to um delight you with one of my highly cherished comments. Right, delusional moment has passed.

    Where was I? Oh yeah, I'm a bit stuck with the first one. "Wart" butt would I like to be a wart on. I would have to think about that and perhaps get some inspiration from "Wart-Mart"! Good grief, Nancy, you got it licked with the last one.

    However, as sick, as clever as you were with your blogfests, I'm sorry, "butt", I'd rather be publicly humiliated in the local town square. Folks would chuck rotting vegetables at my naked body. Yes, I know, that can be arranged.

    Thank you for the irony, Nancy!

    Gary :)

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  27. Oh, how I've been waiting for your tender words....

    Okay, now, back to reality. :) You are truly a funny fellow, but one who lacks a certain form of good judgment... You'd whether be splattered naked in public than do one of my highly stylized bloghops?? P'shaw!

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  28. Hahaha...constipation symptoms...hahahaha! Can you see all of the hemorrhoids and bright red faces?!!! Heheheheh!

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  29. I think that I already participated in the first one, but I didn't include any photos. A sculpture would have been nice though. I'd like the view from a nose wart much better depending on the actor. This was fun Nancy!

    Julie

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    1. For me, there was a reason why the first one was the first one I thought of!

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  30. OMgosh! These are so - yuck! Funny! You did a wonderful job, simply wonderful!

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  31. Yuuuucccckkkk!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha, these are funny! The first two alone had me laughing and saying, 'Ewwwww!' Fantastic titles and um...nope. I don't think I'll sign up :)

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  32. Eek! Yeah, I think I'd have to pass on those blogfests. LOL Well done!

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  33. Those are awesome - or awful - or scary ... you know what I mean! Well done! :)

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