Ingenious? At times. Infallible? Not even close. Inaccurate, i.e., wrong? Not too often, but it happens. :)
Don't you hate it when sometimes your brain in thought works faster than your brain can work in choosing the right word? Okay, I don't think I've ever written I for eye, or even aye instead of eye. But just as I was typing this, my fingers started typing the word write instead of "right" word.
Everyone knows the craziness of the English language, how fun yet frustrating it is. So, I thought I'd do a little experiment with homonyms and mistyping, and write using the wrong word, while getting in just a wee bit of complaining. Here it goes:
How horrible it is win ewe put out sew much in formation a bout an upcoming occurrence and real eyes ewe got it wrong! All of you're family, co-workers, Facebook friends, were tolled too bee in front of the, lets say TV, at a certain thyme and our to, lets say watch an enter view of ewe, thin learn that it wasn't shown! How terribly embarrassing! Now, tomorrow aye half to show up two work and fill like I'm eating hum bowl pi because people sat en front of there TVs too watch a show they never wood half were it naught four me.
Next thyme, wheel they even lis in two me, oar wheel it bee like The Boy Who Cried Wolf and eye we'll never bee believed again?
Sew, its true. My debut TV enter view didn't heir last knight, all tho they did introduce my book and tale of the up-coming book signing. Hopefully next weak it wheel bee on. Wheel sea!
It wasn't as easy as you would think to get the wrong words in! How hard was it for you to read and understand it all the way through?
...for the real fun stuff - the winners of the Amazon gift cards and gag gifts from my Most Amazing Giveaway.
Two $10 Amazon gift cards (Winners were randomly drawn from those who expressed an interest to enter the giveaway) The winners are:
1. The Queen, Sheena-Kay Graham
2. The Father Dragon himself, Al Diaz
(Emails were sent to you yesterday regarding my eBook. Please let me know you received the email so I'll know I have your correct email to send you the gift card. I'd like to send them by Friday.)
Two gag gifts. The randomly selected winners are:
1. Suzanne Furness
2. Tyrean Martinson
Not true "gag" gifts, they are something that I think you'll enjoy!
(Please send me an address to firstname.lastname@example.org where I can mail you your gift.)
*** Emails for the download of the eBook version of Anticipation of the Penitent were mailed out to the winners yesterday. If you did not receive it, please let me know. To see if you're on the list of winners, you can check here.